Expert Training
Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Do you want to be a master of the universe? Look no further!
Our expert training program will guide you through the most advanced mental exercises known to humanity. You'll learn how to:
- Sharpen your mind to a razor's edge
- Outmaneuver your enemies with ease
- Remember everything that's ever happened (no, really, everything)
But be warned: our training is not for the faint of heart. Are you sure you're ready for this?